Here are our favorite Christmas caption ideas for Instagram!
Punny (and Funny) Christmas Instagram Captions
Food and Drink Christmas Instagram Captions
“More peppermint please.” “Maybe hot chocolate just wants to be called ‘beautiful chocolate’ just one time.” “Keep calm and eat latkes.” “Drink up, Grinches! It’s Christmas.” “Candy canes pair perfectly with red and white wine.” “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.” “Green eggnog and ham.” “‘Tis the season for overeating!” “Fizz the season!” “Christmas cheer? I thought you said ‘Christmas beer.’” “Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.” “Deck the halls with matzo balls!” “Most parents: ‘Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies!’ Me, an intellectual: ‘Santa told Mommy he wants wine this year.’” “‘Tis the season for elastic waistbands.” “I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list.” “There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.”
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Hanukkah and Christmas Movie Instagram Captions
“They get one day of presents. We get eight crazy nights.” - Adam Sandler, 8 Crazy Nights “We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know.” — A Charlie Brown Christmas “‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps means a little bit more!’” — How the Grinch Stole Christmas “It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.” — Scrooged “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” — Elf “Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.” — Miracle on 34th Street “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” — The Polar Express “Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!” — Home Alone “If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love is actually all around.” - Love Actually
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